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May 23rd, 2006
08:18 pm


funny but long
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke. !

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

umk , adios

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May 15th, 2006
03:14 pm


i feel crappy lately for no particular reason. no reason at all and its so annoying. i felt blehh like alll day. maybe its this stupid weather, i swear it needs to get nicer or i'll go crazy. i ate taco salad when i came home and now i feel like i have to barf. theres a road rally tonite for church but as of now im not in the mood to go. im in the process of trying to convince myself to go, maybe it'll do me some good. the whole band crisis/taking away 5th grd band is really tickin me off cuz my sister will be a freshmen when the band " goes under" as everyone is seeming to put it. i wish the way i feel would just stop. is it cuz im anxious about getting my glasses tomarrow? or that i thought i looked like crap today? or the band thing? or the weather? i think its all of the above. none of this is the end of the world and i know i complain way to much and thats another thing i just have to suck up and get over. i have no idea why im putting this crap in here for the whole world to see. theres probably more to say but why would i put it in here

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May 9th, 2006
08:32 pm


well haven't updated in a very long time, like always
hmm maybe i'll try to write in here more, who knows?
well anywayz
i have to still do my math h.w and my brain doesn't feel like working, and at the moment i have absolutely no self motivation, so i am putting it on hold. like wow on american idol taylor hicks is singin a song about the ghetto.. amazing. back to math, i don't understand most of it at all and i feel realy stupid, really really stupid. i looked ahead to the next chapter and it just makes my head spin, theres a test on friday... oh joy. hopefully my brain will start to function again and everything will be just dandy.
nothin really new.. cept for friday was a very very fun day! steven, meghan, shelby and I totally had a party! we went to the wilde spring fling lol and we FED SOME SCENE KIDS!LOL ,we gave them cookies that meghan won at the cake walk, we felt like such good citizens. and there was also this 7th grade kid that was tryin to mess w/ us and it was really funny cuz we put his shirt in a tree(don't worry it was visible and he deserved it lol) then we came back to my house and my dad built a campfire and we jumped on the trampoline and we were hyper and just had a super fun night and finally got a chance to chill w/ steven!
i just saw a police helicopter and heard it too, hmm.. whats up w/ that?
i am absolutely loving this new weather.
i could write so much more but i don't feel like it at the moment and i should start an attempt at my math.
adios kids

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April 2nd, 2006
05:48 pm


Haven't updated in a whilie so hmm...lets start from Thursday..
(no one will read this whole thing probably.. its so dang long lol)
Got to sleep in ofcourse.. like yay
then, went over Shelby's house to practice the trio. On the way to skool we got slurpees and were almost late! It was hillarious cuz the indian guy behind the counter was yelling "on-dah-lay on-dah-lay!(lol don't know how to spell it) and it was also funny becuz meghan shoved 10 bucks in mrs.sandies wallet w/ out her knowing. School-same old poop.
Then after skool, the dreaded Cromie ice cream social, in which our little trio was the only entertainment. No other groups were there and Mr.Oset was at the skool ofcourse, directing the pit for the play. So we walk in there and there is like a bazillion people and we are like freakin out. We so coulda just walked out. Then the principal introduced us and we played our trio and our trio from last year. We didn't know what else to play so then we played disney songs! and sound of music! and the beatles! oh em gee. it was hillarious and we couldn't stop cracking up. All of the sudden Belle and "beast" from beauty and the beast walk in (dressed up characters ofcourselol) so we played 'Be our guest' and it was a riot! People actually clapped after that one. We were quote "backround" music so we were barely acknoleged but it was still so much fun and we ended up playin for almost an hour and a half! After the Cromie adventure, we went to mcdonalds for ice cream and took crazy pictures. Erica sprayed ice cream out of her mouth from laughing and it was truely a clasic.
moral of story-Thursday nite was a blast!lol

Friday- shelby,meghan and I went to skool early for "operation banana" (im a big fan of quotation marks today as you can see..) and we decorated Stevens chair with bananas with googly eyes!! and a sign and a yellow construction paper chain. It was for a little inside joke w/ bananas, at first he dind't get it but it was funny, and kool that he didn't just walk in and be like "oh losers thats stupid". Im tryin to remember what else happened in skool on friday but i can't. Well Mr.Rutter fed the snake a mouse-ewww- i couldn't watch and i swear im the onllyy one in the whole entire class that is afraid of snakes. Friday night- the sky was all darkish like it was gunna storm but i absolutely loved the weather cuz it felt so warm!!! Steven, Billy, and Tommy Kari and me went to go see bye bye birdie. It was pretty good and pretty funny and i think the pit sounded pretty sweet. It was funny though cuz Billy and Tommy looked like they were in pain-poor kids lol

Saturday-April fools day and...THREE MONTHS!!! WOOT
I woke up,kinda helped clean, got ready and then we went to the mall. I got a sweatshirt at Steve and barrys and two shirts at Jc penny that are perrtty cute if i might add lol. Didn't really find much of anything anywhere else. And oh yes.. i got sunglasses!! sunglasses make me happy.
I went to Stevens house at 5:45ish. I was callin him to say that i was runnin late and then my mom suggested that i tell him i couldn't come cuz it was april fools day. lol well.. on the way there i called him and i told him that i couldn't come cuz i wasn't feeling good and i was sorry and stuff like that, i felt so mean! Then we pull into his driveway and im like "hey did that shiney thing above your front window always used to be there?" and hes like whatt? and then i go, above your window, maybe i never noticed it. and then i realized that i was at his house and it was funny and he soo believed me.IM SORRY, I HAD TO!lol
we watched punk'd which was quite funny and then ate pizza and then a little bit later went to motts play oliver! Nathan did so good so good job Nathan!woot woot. so much violence in that play lol like geeze. After that we went to coney island as "nathan and ellies fan club" It was pretty fun and we saw peeps from cousino there too.
Steven-thanks again for the rose!it was so sweet!
These past three months have just been UHh-MAZING (thats how the gangsters spell it you know)You make me the happiest girl ever! I love you soo much!!!!

homework time now and if you read this whole thing then that means your awesome

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March 21st, 2006
08:56 pm


well its like 9:00 and im kinda bored so i figured that i'd put something in here. today as ya'll know what a backwards half day! woot
me and shelby went to go watch the carter band world tour at cromie. omgosh all the little kids were so hillarious and cute!! when mr.sanchez introduced the bari sax and the bass clarinet they were all freaking out and like ooo ahhh! and clappling their hands and like jumping up and down, it was so funny.
then.. me and shelby went to mcdonalds and missed the lunch crap by like 5 minutes and didn't know it!lol but the fake breakfast food was still pretty deceant haha and we also commented on the sad fact that the mcdonalds bathroom was sadly cleaner than the cousino ones haha again.
today felt very weird. i was still normal tired even though i got to sleep more and unfortunately math and bio didn't go by any faster but o well, no real complaints for today.
i can't can't CAN'T wait till tomarrow cuz tomarrow is band and i get to see Steven!like woot.

and now ... a very good song by relient k
(and no way, i didn't type all that, its called copy and paste hehe)

I?ve given up on giving up slowly, I?m blending in so
You won?t even know me apart from this whole world that shares my fate
This one last bullet you mention is my one last shot at redemption
because I know to live you must give your life away
And I?ve been housing all this doubt and insecurity and
I?ve been locked inside that house all the while You hold the key
And I?ve been dying to get out and that might be the death of me
And even though, there?s no way in knowing where to go, promise I?m going because
I gotta get outta here
I?m stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake
I gotta get outta here
And I?m begging You, I?m begging You, I?m begging You to be my escape.

I?m giving up on doing this alone now
Cause I?ve failed and I?m ready to be shown how
He?s told me the way and I?m trying to get there
And this life sentence that I?m serving
I admit that I?m every bit deserving
But the beauty of grace is that it makes life not fair

Cause I?ve been housing all this doubt and insecurity and
I?ve been locked inside that house all the while You hold the key
And I?ve been dying to get out and that might be the death of me
And even though, there?s no way in knowing where to go, promise I?m going because
I gotta get outta here
Cause I?m afraid that this complacency is something I can?t shake
I gotta get outta here
And I?m begging You, I?m begging You, I?m begging You to be my escape.

I am a hostage to my own humanity
Self detained and forced to live in this mess I?ve made
And all I?m asking is for You to do what You can with me
But I can?t ask You to give what You already gave

Cause I?ve been housing all this doubt and insecurity and
I?ve been locked inside that house all the while you hold the key
And I?ve been dying to get out and that might be the death of me
And even though, there?s no way in knowing where to go, promise I?m going because
I?ve gotta get outta here
I?m stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake
I?ve gotta get outta here
And I?m begging You, I?m begging You, I?m begging
You to be my escape.

I fought You for so long
I should have let You in
Oh how we regret those things we do
And all I was trying to do was save my own skin
But so were You

So were You

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March 8th, 2006
08:02 pm


hmm i haven't updated in a while
its 8:00 and vanessa is pretty bored and doesn't know what to do with herself.Can't believe tomarrow is thursday already, today barely felt like a wednesday.Nothing really exciting happened.
Yesturday i put batteries in my shower radio and it is my new favorite thing.lol its waterproof, how kool!
i like imogen heap, it is really weird music but really awesome and ive been listening to it basically 24/7(well not literally)
I didn't fall asleep today in history cuz whadya know, the movie was actually not half bad today! I've gotten so used to the movies in there but they still suck major.
the kid on american idol stinks, he sounds gay and sang a song about stary stary night. randi put him in the dog pound, i don't think hes worthy of the dog pound lol. go simon, for once he was rite cuz it did stink.
I filled out a challenge sheet to challenge meghan today. Its gunna be friday on american spiritual.. hmm gee i wonder what part?! like duh the 16th note runs (ha such a band geek) so we be seein how that goes:P
hmm i think my hands are cold, but sumtimes they are cold and i don't even feel that their cold which is weird. im just rambling about random crap cuz theres nothing better to do and for some reason im feeling figity. I feel like running on the treadmill but not a good idea since i just took a shower(totally defeats the purpose of the shower lol)
umm so i think this is long enough for now
peace out homies

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February 24th, 2006
10:59 pm


i like this song

~Silent Movie
we're in a picture black and white
you took the light out of my life, when u gave in
we're playing out our different roles
we should be wanting the same goals
why can't we communicate?
when the main feature, is just begining

in this silent movie, theres no talking
your just an actor
so break into my story
take it over, paint me with color

Everybody's speaking but they don't know what their saying
your just guessing,meaning
interpreting emotion through a window that is broken
we're just testing feelings
why can't we communicate? when the main feature is just begining

step into the movie
you can be my leading man
break into the silence so your heart can understand
step into the movie
we can walk along the sand
let me stand beside you
put your life into my hands
don't you know u love me, like u never love yourself x3

when u listen to that song it sounds so cool

well... woke up at 11 cuz i went to bed at 2 last nite(cuz i party all the time lol.. jk) then basically didn't do anything for a while
then.. ortho at 2:45 and omgosh!!guess what? my bottom braces are coming off march 14th!! im so excited. they had to do the impressions for a retainer today, yuck that was gross like it always is.
then on the way home what was supposed to be a 15 minute trip to miejers turned into almost an hour and a half lol cuz theres just way to much crap there to look at. after that i came home for a bit and then went to my uncle jerrys birthday party. i ate way to much pizza cake and ice cream and now guess who has a tummy ache? that would be me.
now i am really cold so im gunna go find something to get me warm
later gaters

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February 19th, 2006
10:40 pm


2nd official day of winter break
here is vanessas day in review:
-woke up at 9:30ish , got 10 1/2 hours of sleep baby!
-had scrambled eggs and sausage and biscuits for breakfast which was yummy i might add
-laid around
-got in the shower
-finished getting ready
-went to taco bell, made the cashier lady smile when i told her i liked her bright pink nails =] lol
-went to coscos
-came to the conclusion that it was a wasted trip cuz the digital camera machine thingie didn't correct red eye and they didn't have any cingular phones
-went to walmart, it smellt like burnin plastic in there, eww
-got pictures developed from my camera
-my mom was getting hers developed on the kodak quick thing and was almost done when i accidently pressed the wrong button and we had to start over. um the family wasn't too happy =/ and niether was i
-finally went back home, just to find that our computer decided to go on lock down and guess who doesn't know the password?
-so after our computer mini crisis we finally got it working again by shutting it on and off a bunch of times.
- went to the movies w/ the fam. to see "pink panther" it was pretty good/funny, really weird to see steve.martin speaking with a french accent
-ate too much popcorn and got a tummy ache and a killer headache( i don't think the headach was becuz of the popcorn i just mysteriously got one)
-a while later ate dinner , mashed potatatoes are so yummy
-played my flute/did nothing/play my flute/ do more of nothing
-organized all of the awesome photos on my wall (WE FINALLY GOT SOME PICS FROM SWEET HEARTS THAT DON'T HAVE RED EYE! so i was happy about that)
-then at almost 10 i decided i had a craving for mcdonalds ice cream and begged my dad to go get some but he didn't so i made my own sundae at home
-played a little more flute
-and now im here typing all of this
wow i typed alot in a very litte bit of time
so i guess my day wasn't that bad, wasn't that great
we were watching olympic hockey today, u.s against sweeden and do u know what? there are 4 dudes on the redwings that were playing for sweeden!eww!can u believe it?not even representing the u.s even though in the u.s they get their enormous pay checks! all i can say is how rude yo

peace out

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February 18th, 2006
12:27 am


hey so haven't updated in a very long time
im trying to update one handed cuz im talking on the phone w/ steven =]
IM SO GLAD BREAK IS HERE!!! oh i need the break so bad i was so tired of skool this week.if i am forced to watch another movie in history im gunna like seriosly freak out on someone.

Valentines day was really awesome! we tried to watch the village but it was the corniest movie ive ever seen!lol but we still had fun.then we watched the olympics and there was this funny gay guy ice skater that listened to cristina agularia in his car lol.it was sweet that i got to hang out on a skool nite and it made it feel like a friday.
thanks again for the present steve!

well its 12:45 and im tired so im gunna go to bed
ill write more later

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February 11th, 2006
11:23 pm


sweethearts yo
ok so all i have to say is
i had a great time

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